Weird Messages That Come Through A Contact Form

A couple of months after creating this blog I installed a contact form. I had heard that it was the best way to protect myself from spam and to guarantee that I would receive only real and relevant messages from my visitors.

The first part was true, as the spam problem was manageable. But real and relevant messages? That was off by a mile. You wouldn’t believe the kind of stuff that comes through the contact form.

Some of them were so weird that I decided to create a compilation. Below you’ll find 20 messages I collected over the past months. Before you ask, yes they really came through the contact form.

please i want to be a wizard please help me please this my phone number +233 245689454

Dear sir, Please could you give me the Daily Mirrors address. Thank you Keith Everett.

Are you promoting free website hosting via Survey Monster?

Dear sir i would like to buy iphones by using credit card can it work, please confirm,

brolakiiza

i love you

I don’t have a clue …Can you help ? Will you? Please …

Hello my love one, How are you today. how was your weekend i hope is fine over there .i wish your happy weekend to you.is me you good love friend sera Waiting to hear from you soonest. With love.

Miss Sera

how do i get paid

just checking out how your form works….:) Thanks:)

We are interested to increase traffic to your website, please get back to us in
order to discuss the possibility in further detail.

NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY YOUR FLORIDA HOME! FORECLOSED 3/2 HOUSES FOR $50,000. WE WILL FIND, REHAB (IF NEEDED), RENT OR SELL FOR YOU!

FLORIDA NO-QUALIFY HOMES LLC

hii sir, can u tell me how i can increase my traffic plzzz help meeeeeeee my subscriber are not increasingggg,its showing only 3 thats all plz help me.and what are the ways to get adsense because adsense has rejected my account many

times.

Hi, Maybe you have time to visit my site, or maybe not. It’s okay.

My name is Andi. I need your help. Thanks.

Maybe you will delete this message as soon as you read the word “donation” in my url. It’s okay, I understand.

But maybe you can really help me. I’m not asking much, I really am not. Thank you very much for your time.

You have just been awarded 800,000.00 USD in the online MTN email selection award. Reply with your details for claim: Names:…….. Country:…… Occupation…..

Gender/Tel……

Dearest, Kind regards, I am Miss joyce, tall, slim, fair and a very good looking girl that loves travelling and dancing and im a student that loves to be loved,i saw your profile today in seducemarried.com so i kindly permit me by contacting you through this medium I am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition.

This is to notify all online customers that Google is 11th years; Google became a Corporation on September 27, 2023. This Corporation was established to encourage individual that are active Users of Google search engine and Google ancillary service. Google is currently the world leading search engine worldwide, and is vigorously making more effort to make sure the reputation of the company stands out to be the best among the rest, with the optimize help of our customers worldwide. We wish to congratulate you once again, for being selected on the ongoing 11th Anniversary.

Google Corporation highly believe that with your prize, you will always be active and also A total sum of 460,000, 00 {Four Hundred and Sixty Thousand European Euro} have been issued out by Google Corporation. A winning cheque will be issued in your name and also a certificate of prize claim will be sent along side with your winning cheque.

Just got a Google Alert about our property on your blog [ Bahamas resorts,bahamas places to stay etc]…we are listed a COCOBAY FARMHOUSE !!!! please ? we are cottages NOT a farmhouse …there are NO farmhouses on

Abaco…How can I change this ..even the rates are wrong ,Help !

I have a building lot, with a livable 2/2 double- wide on it now, on Grant St. in Longwood, with city water, sewer and paved street. I want to sell it or knock it down and build a new 3/2 home.
I am Looking for a investor/builder to finance the new house, ( I own the land) and partner with me 50-50% after expenses!

I’m not sure who to ask this question of but here goes: I just received a window from Windows, I think. It said They had detexted malware on my computer (Imac). The affected software is Microsoft Windows Vista Microsoft Windows XP, Microsoft Windows 7, Microsoft Windows Server 2023. They said that there was an impact of vulnerability. Remote Code Execution, Virus infection, unexpected shutdowns. Recommendation was to download the patch from the address below: http://www.updatepr.org. They said for the link to become active, click on “Add to Contact’s skype button or type it in maually into the browser. I did these two things and the address would not go through either one. Any suggestions. I’m worried. Ann

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thanks!